Dear God

By

Muhammad Fa’iz

faizain@hotmail.com

 

 

 

It is becoming increasingly difficult to write anything about Nigeria , because it is all so negative. When I wake up in the morning I pray that today is a better day than yesterday, but alas no such luck. You have to understand what my definition of a better day is.

 

Where do I start? I pray dear God that today NEPA, that has seen over N20 billion spent on it over the past five years, will  give me light for at least eight hours in the day (half current will do. As they say half a loaf is better than none). This will enable me iron my clothes for tomorrow’s work and maybe my children will be able to do their homework.

 

I also pray that today the PPPRA (am I right) will not allow market forces to get carried away and increase the price of fuel which has already been increased by about 60% in the last six months. The last increase affected me badly by hiking the prices of all goods and services. (my Okada rider that takes me to work and my kids to school increased his fare)

 

Dear God I want you to look at me mercifully and enable my father-in-law who worked for 35 years in the federal civil service to get his pension so that the little that my wife and I earn will not be further depleted by having to cater for him.

 

I had wanted to send my children to a public school but everyone said that the students population was too high given the poor infrastructure and there was thus a high risk of one form of epidemic or the other. This has meant that I have had to look for more money to ensure that my son that is going into secondary school can attend one of those so called private schools.

 

My daughter that has gotten admission into university was told that she has to pay N100,000.00 for a bed space (market forces again) and in order that she does not fall foul of those roaming (and rather shameless) sugar daddies I had to sacrifice my car to enable her get the room ( I have applied for another car loan and maybe I will be able to afford another Tokunbo car)

 

O dear God, I hope that tonight is not another night where I will not be able to sleep due to one operation by a gang of armed robbers in my neighbourhood due to a total breakdown in law and order (I suspect that some of the policemen are actually thinly disguised thieves)

 

Dear God, I had actually thought of checking out (ala Andrew) but I have been told that my PHD will not be recognized anywhere else but in Nigeria due to the low standards in the country.

 

I also pray God, that my children do not fall ill, as I cannot afford the quack clinics and the government run hospitals are fast collapsing and they do not have the necessary drugs to cater for the sick and dying.

 

I also pray that our dear President, Mr. Obasanjo will not come up with a scheme that will involve billions of Naira, that ordinarily should be used for providing services.

 

I hope he will not decide that he needs to make a scapegoat of someone that has rubbed him the wrong way and thus create a crisis that most rational leaders would be looking to avoid.

 

I also hope that he will one day come to my neighbourhood to see how I live rather than fly to New York and see how they live, for I am one of his primary responsibilities and even though I didn’t vote for him in his second term, I like every other Nigerian deserves these simple things of life. He has to appreciate that being President is not about him but about us, the ordinary and fast disappearing Nigerian masses.

 

All these are part of my daily prayers and am sure most Nigerians (at least 95% of us) say the same prayer day in and day out. Amen.