My Dream, Illusions and Reality: Obasanjo’s Nigeria and Nigeria

Prince Charles Dickson

By

Jos, Plateau Nigeria

 
It is easier to wake a man sleeping than a man pretending to be asleep…the words of our elders though these days they do not count that much. I had closed my eyes in sleep some nights back and I saw a vision of an experienced President the man I saw had seen the good and also the bad, a man with both experiences that would have been able to guard the Nation against itself. Such that we would have been on the course of building a new political edifice, one that would be truly Nigerian. A system that works and is suited to our needs, and also cable of improvement based on our experience.   In that dream the PDP in mould of the G.34 or whatever that midwifed it, we had the believed a political arrangement that is tight enough to contain stress and strains, but at the same time eradicate the ready vehicle for personal dedicator ship and despotism would emerge. Sadly that dream gave the impression that Abacha having left the scene and with a terrible past, our leaders would use past political experience as a rational digest to start all over, the right way with an ideology that would be a business of open-mindedness to change, thereby allowing our political edifice to grow and develop with a strong virile opposition. But how can, for most of us who were awake while I pretended to be sleeping my dream was a mere mirage at best a photocopy of what should have been the original.

An enviable Arewa, Afenifere, Biafra, Niger Delta, in a strong and stable, united Nigeria devoid of the thieves we have today, but oh, how cruel life can be, all that I said was in a dream. In that dream I saw us as a secular Federal Rep ublic of National Independence, without all these Paris, London and Beijing or Moscow lending crooks breathing on our back, controlling our President like my little cousin does with the remote to the television and the sister does to their guard dog ironically named “Sanjo”.

  In that dream we had a home made political system not the crooks in PDP and the cheated robbers in the new MDD and the confusionists in other clubs called political parties. I saw a nation of that had a self-activating economy, I did not recall sighting a woman in any form who was busy collaborating with imperialists to kill her own nation nor did I par chance sight a Professor of Economics who would print the nation’s highest denomination without the Naira insignia.   The dream was that in which the political system was a two-party system, where both parties were people’s parties securely insulated from the cash-power of both domestic and foreign business, on the alternative, I recall seeing a one party system with multiple party candidates and independent candidates at elections. At no point did I see the likes of Marwa, Atiku, IBB, Orji Kalu and co wanting to take over from another set of foolishness in Obasanjo, Tony Anenih, Ojo Madueke and co like a team of 96 year olds playing Brazil in the World Cup, I saw a nation that had better leadership to offer. I never saw PDP as such sights would only be seen in a nightmare.   The national ideology that appeared in my dream is national patriotism, a nation built on a solid foundation (unfortunately Nigeria is not). This foundation was literally, planned from the people, by the people, for the people. The Nigeria we live in is unfortunately an accident of passion. Lady and Lord Lugard while having foreplay thought up Nigeria for administrative ease.   In my dream an Ibo man was distinctively Ibo, same applied to my kith and kin that remained proudly Hausas, Fulanis, Beroms, Tivs, Urhobos, the Yoruba man remained such whether he be Ij ebu, Egba, Ara oke or Ara isale. And that one was Ibo did not necessarily mean that the Hausa or Yoruba was his enemy. Sadly this was a dream because in reality Nigeria was established with the diverse ethnic build as a tool for disability rather than strength, and the mistake we call leadership has continued to exploit it to and for their selfish and ‘sellmeat’ as long as the greed, power, money are proportionately equal to their mad ego.   In my dream the land called Nigeria belong not to Nigerians rather to the different ethnic entities that make up the nation and all lived in an appreciable level of peace and harmony. In that dream no one was forced to be Nigerian, no one lost his/her identity, like today everyone wants to wipe off their identity and just be called a Nigerian, badly this is not possible because the word Nigerian has no meaning even when it had or the little meaning it had, Obasanjo has spoilt, PDP has disgraced through the calibre of morally deranged and insane men in their ranks. That dream had a Yoruba Nigerian, Hausa Nigerian, an Ijaw Nigerian, Isoko Nigerian, Ibo Nigerian, and all sorts of Nigerian all living happily there, here and after like in the lion and sheep in those colourful Jehovah witness’ awake magazines.  
It was simply a beauty to behold, a people’s patriotism, not a presidential dictatorship and a party’s despotism and colonialism of its own people. Alas in real life Obasanjo, PDP and his cohorts came they saw and they are destroying at break neck speed that is why like Juju even the Manufacturing Sector that has been worst hit by this misgovernance is saying tar ze che, Obasanjo mu ka su…Obj go ahead na you we want.
  My dream saw a citizen oriented armed forces and police politically monolithic in term of the national ideology, not the type that fought themselves and left crime on the prowl. Not the type that went on strike, borrowed arm robbers their uniforms to perpetuate crime and harassed innocent conductors and kabukabu drivers and motorcycle riders for 20 Naira.   A moral code, covering private, public life, and entrenched in the constitution, the code which is animated by the national ideology, and distilled out of traditional Nigerians mores, Sharia code and Christian ethics. But na dream, you do not build castles in the air, so I woke up to find the likes of Dariye, the Plateau state helmsman who jumped bail in London and received a hero’s welcome by his kinsmen and had a thanksgiving for escaping justice. I saw a pot bellied th ieving Governor-general who after disgracing himself is still shamelessly talking, after his wife, children were arrested and soon his pets may follow suit. I kept having real nightmares of governors who bought heaven on earth in the name of mansions at least hence they know hell is their destination they might as well enjoy what earth has to offer. Governor who bleached with their wives and slept with their Commissioners’ wives and ordered the assassination of the cats belonging to their political rivals. Politicians who observed due process in the golf course with a can of Heineken beer and their daughter’s classmate playing with their chest hairs and they smiled away destinies of future generation. Haba God are you there, do I continue to sleep?  

The more I slept I realized that there was a great difference between illusions and realities, I knew I was only pretending to be asleep, because how could I be asleep when PHCN or is it NEPA, had taken electricity power for the third day counting and fuel to run the generator was like asking for spring water in the desert. I felt saddened by the illusions of our leaders and the realities which they refuse to face and tackle... I laughed at the folly of our so-called economic experts lying about everything from how deregulation would soon bring Jesus Christ back…Maybe we should sell Nigeria to the lowest bidder because that would ensure that the thieves in power do not get a share…Chineke biko save us from the mistake that has been our fate in the name of leaders and system of governance we deserve better