How Dis Country Get Big Head: Fellow Countrymen More Aviation Palaver, (Head Without Sense, Fire Without Water)

By

Prince Charles Dickson

Jos, Plateau Nigeria

 
A lot has been written about year 2005 as regards the unfortunate air disasters that the nation witnessed. Every two year licensed driver like me have become air experts. Aviation experts have spoken both the ones that ruined the dead former Nigerian Airways and those that were pursued because they spoke the truth, airline operators have tried to justify both their inactions and actions. Personally this would be my fifth essay on this aviation wahala, notwithstanding, as I tried to have rest during this festive period I could barely sleep as I was haunted by pictures of families that had lost loved ones at the Bellview and Sosoliso crashes, what kind of yuletide season were they having.
 
I could imagine the mood… a very black Christmas and New Year celebrations with the pictures of lost ones very fresh on their minds, all because of an insensitive leadership which they had entrusted their lives to.
 
In less than a month, the aviation sector has witnessed a fury of activities, sacks and suspension with PAY, airlines have been banned and ‘unbanned’, certain plane models banned, task force set up here and there. While the ban lasted for Bellview Airlines they were more pained and concerned about the 155.5million Naira they lost in refunds and hotel. What shame!
 
Even in times like these, the Nigerian Immigration Services NIS have just refurbished two aircrafts that have been grounded for about six years and they claim it has been certified and ready to fly….in the words of the NIS chief “Dornier-228 has outstanding performance characteristics, providing infinite travel flexibility, it can land virtually anywhere…” I hope that does not mean it can crash anywhere, can some one tell me how much It cost taxpayers to refurbish a plane that has been idle for six years and I will certainly take you to where you would buy two new planes for same price.
 
Well that obviously is no news…this is some of the ways we got our big head. Already a smart consortium hiding under the cloth of the Kenneth Kaunda Key to Africa Project is planning big to rip Nigerians through some futile African Aviation Summit to be held in June 2006 and at the Transcorp (NICON) Hilton Hotel. Millions have already been approved and a presidential boy is the brain on how the money would walk to the right bank accounts.
 
We are organizing an African Aviation Summit and the Mallam Aminu Kano Airport control tower is being manned by just one man instead of a minimum of three, I sure that is an industry record and the entire control tower area that should have minimum of 6o has none, the airport’s authorities say they just concluded interview for 40 and the whole 40 of them went on training… training for where by whom, so, air force personnel are recruited on ad hoc basis. Even Mallam Aminu would be turning in his grave.
 
We are setting up committees, panels, investigation teams and the usual charade we have now come to be known for, when the truth still remains that Obasanjo, Borishade, Agagu, Chikwe, Isa and successive governments crippled the sector. The aviation Minister gave reason, that, after all he came in barely yesterday before all these crashes, besides if he was to resign; it would only be when he is sure his exit would put an end to the spate of air disasters. In my palce we pay much premium to respect I did say can someone please slap this man who does not know how to talk. Why would a man continue to sight tight i n the face of grave system failure, is it because he helped Obasanjo’s rigging committee with computer falsification of figures that Nigerians must be made to suffer?
 
The aviation sector is littered with people whose only experience is sitting in the first class compartment of a foreign plane on their way to stash their loot away with their family.
 
With each Minister in the last six years now seven, came new sets of aviation thieves, new banks selection to facilitate goodwill hunting. I recall Agagu Segun as Minister of Aviation even went as far a s getting Arthur Anderson at millions of Naira, yet nothing was done. The Imo goddess and Vanity Fair woman, concubine to Mr. P himself was worse, she set up over 11 different committees, went on several tours on the pages of newspapers and on the Television. Rather than deal with the issue to her credit she supervised the beautification of the General Aviation Terminal in Lagos. I am sure her motto was “die beautifully”, more bizarre was when the Kano runway contract was awarded at a price that could build a new airport. I wonder why EFCC is afraid of this woman who ahs now veered into petroleum I hope she won’t sell killer kerosene, just as she approved the alarming 1.8billion Naira at which the Lagos runaway was finally done.
 
This is how this country’s big empty head came about, the terminal radar in Lagos was certified by the original manufacturers as totally bad and obsolete, CONDEMNED in English language, but somehow a fellow pressed the right buttons and abracadabra he was given a hundred Million Naira to refurbish the same radar.
 
Isa Yuguda from my backyard and my own broda here, did not do our pride any better as he simply continued he a warded all manner of contracts almost awarding one for the killing of mosquitoes, I happened to be on one of such tours and commissioning in Jos Hiepang Airport. The funfair with which he was received was worth commissioning. The media hype that followed was like we would soon fly on air without aircrafts. But sadly under his stewardship cows at the Port Harcourt airport line up to book their flight to France, he made some highly mischievous and bemusing commercial arrangements for the regional and international routes to the detriment of the nation at large, all because of his gubernatorial ambition. How could I forget the fencing contracts too…?
 
Let me pause…
 
Tell me it is not big head that would make the President call a summit, for a call it whatever after the Sosoliso crash, why did he not call the same for a after the Bellview tragedy some 44 days earlier. My President had a panic attack, and quickly he started as usually barking at no one. You sack Perm Sec, sack Director, my Presido sack big head…but you cannot, meaning you dey fear Borishade...dismiss am, if you fit. When all that was needed was for concrete steps to be taken…instead it’s been the usual drama, since the last jaw-jaw, are the new radars in place, how has infrastructural development and eq uipments been beefed up? The answer is big head still dey rotate, outdated equipments are stil where they were left.
 
Rather a whooping 128million Naira is spent on clearing Bush and grassing of just one airport, the Murtala Muhammed Airport, for Christ’s, are talking of a garden here or an airport. This contracts had Ministerial approval and Due process passage with ease, they all happened in less that a week. EFCC OO OOOO, where una dey? As the insanity of big head continued a consulting firm known for services rendered to imaginary big heads was given 34million Naira for the phase 1 rehabilitation of the same MM Airport. That  is not overlooking the guy was awarded the pie of according to the award letter “Sundry mechanical and electrical services” for 46million Naira ONLY.
 
I can only hum to Baba 70’s philosophy…the thing wey e dey worry me na how country take get big head…” the most terrible one of the heads being ‘pen robbery’, official corruption and lives are sacrificed on a daily basis…Na the burn burn na him dey sweet dem pass, Oya put matches…burn burn. Nigerians in their millions are tired, soon they would suddenly wake up a nd realize there are no walls to be pushed to any more and then the burn burn will not be funny…Almighty Allah help us when that day comes