In Attendance at My Own Funeral
By
Aliyu A. Ammani
Probably I will still be alive as you read this piece. May be someone will read this piece after my death. The death of people, who were more than acquaintances to me, ignited the desire for a sober reflection on the phenomenon known as death. In the process, I became conscious of death so much so that I, figuratively, was in attendance at my very own funeral. I felt my dead body washed, wrapped in white clothing material, prayed over and lowered into the earth and covered with earth.
 
Death is no doubt the most absolute certain of all known mysteries. The existence of God; the authenticity of Religions and the sanctity of the sacred have all been contested by men. Death remains the absolute certainty that no man dares dispute.
 
Death is inevitable. All must die: the saint and the sinner; the rich and the poor; the bourgeoisie and the proletariat; the hardworking and the lazy; the good and the bad; the beautiful and the ugly; the successful and the failure; the victor and the vanquished; the religious and the agnostic; the smart aleck and the dumb ass; the General and the bloody civilian; the hero and the villain; the satisfied and the disgruntled et cetera.
 
The most fearful facet of this absolute certainty is the uncertainty of the time of its occurrence. The upper limit of the average life-span of man in today’s world is between 60-70 years. Life on this earth is akin to the period of a football game. There is the first half lasting 35 years. A second half of 35 years. An extra time of 30 years. The Angel of Death is the referee. He can hold up the Red Card at any moment of the game for any player. Some receive the red card at the very first minute of the first half. Some towards the end of the first half. The bulk of mankind will be out of the game before the end of the second half. Few will see the extra time. The very few that survive the extra time do so with minds and bodies that were in a state other than sound. In the final analysis, all players must be given the red card. Regardless of your age, you must die.
 
Death is a single phenomenon, but its circumstances are innumerable. People die under different circumstances: some through illness, brief or protracted; others through accidents, domestic, industrial or traffic; while others via murder, execution or assassination.
 
Death has no clearly demarcated sphere of operation. It is every where. It respects neither a boundary nor a fortress. People die in different places: bedrooms, hospitals, brothels, on the roads, on the floor of the National Assembly and even in the Aso-Rock.
 
Death is an inescapable reality. People die. Look around you, it is glaring. All human beings have equal chance of dying. As an individual, your chance of dying as well as the probability of your living is as good as that of the next person. So whenever you heard someone died, remember it could have been the other way round: it could have been you!
 
A sad fact of life is that after you have kicked the bucket, life goes on. Molue, Danfo, Taxi drivers and Okada riders continue plying the roads. Market men and women continue to haggle and bargain with customers. Schools continue teaching. The police continue to befriend the living. Robbers, white collar or armed, continue in their nefarious act. Your family, friends and foes continue in the search of wealth and worldly amusement. Your wife (or husband) becomes somebody’s. The wealth you tight fistedly accumulated by hook or crook: shared. Poor you be relegated to the dustbin of memory.
 
The Glorious Qur’an view the life of this world as composed essentially of play, idle talk, pageantry, boasting and rivalry for greater riches. Dear reader, next time you strategise, scheme, plan and plot; remember that it is just a matter of time before you assume full-fledge citizenship of the Land of the Death.
 
Is there an insurance against death? Death is unavoidable. Death is the separation of the soul from the body when the latter perishes. So, we should not be afraid of death, for it only brings us back to God. I will conclude this piece with an SMS I received from Mrs. A. A. AbdulKadir, my former senior colleague: each grave you pass by contains the remains of someone who once lived like you. How well are you preparing for this last but important journey?