BURNING POT BY PRINCE
CHARLES DICKSON
So That Nigeria
Does Not Become Nonsense And Ingredients
Jos, Plateau
pcdbooks@gmail.com
If you do not agree with the phases of the moon, get a ladder and
repair it.
Nigeria is under siege, the signs are ominous, it’s in the air but those
that are supposed to be doing something to stem the tide are scheming 2011
and stealing on. In the last few days we have even almost forgotten
Yar'adua, whether he is sick, getting better or not, whether his mother
saw him or his cousin drank pito, zobo or kuno. Nigerians do not care,
till date even Jonathan has not seen him and no hope of seeing this man.
Nigerians ever so eager to move on, and as usual we leave the substance
and build a carriage on the chaff and like dust continuously swept under
the carpet, one day money go waka go market, we know the rest.
Hours after Speaker Dimeji Bankole was done condoling Jang in Jos, another
village was attacked at the night near Riyom leaving innocent citizens
dead again.
Not that the likes of Soyinka and myself have said so many fantastic
things about Nigeria but the fact is that at the pace we are moving very
little good can be said about Nigeria. It gets bad by the day so much that
Ghadaffi of Libya is now advising that we split into two; others say
three, four, five and even ten.
Not that I take characters like Ghadaffi any serious but why should he not
be taken serious? However a fundamental issue is that as of today, We
readily cannot decide that we want to live together in peace and harmony
as one Nigeria. Those saddled with leadership are living in a different
world and have no answers.
The boys from MEND made a categorical statement. By taking their fight
straight to the oil pot and boom the bombs rocked. The governors were left
running helter skelter; traditional rulers left their glasses on the
table, walking sticks and took to their heels. The million dollar bullet
proof jeeps were not so bomb proof.
The group even volunteered their reasons for the attack and even stated
that they had planned to detonate an extra bomb but for a change of heart.
And as I write, no arrests, no official comments from the police, no crime
scene, just the usual huff and puff from the federal government.
As 2011 approaches can someone tell me why Maurice Ewu is still in INEC,
can someone tell me how the Hausa-fulani whatever that phrase means has
been responsible for the looting in, for example Ogun, Oyo or explain if
Christians are responsible for the backwardness that pervades the entire
North?
I am not totally ignorant of all the conspiracy theories, the Jihadists
agenda and all the poisoning of fruits and attacks by truckloads of
Fulanis coming in from Borno, Sokoto or Niger Republic. I am naive and I
do acknowledge that, but ordinary naive Nigerians like me want to know why
Christian Obj, Muslim Yar'adua and now an 'attachee' called goodluck
cannot give Nigerians electricity.
Governors both Muslims and Christians swear oaths to their respective holy
books and then steal their states dry, that is also after visiting many a
voodoo priest, either in Okija or Senegal.
As the very fabric of the wrapper called Nigeria is being torn, government
at every level maintains a crude and dangerous silence. There seems to be
a force pushing us in all the wrong directions. I was bemused when a
friend made a valid point... The bomb blast in Warri was no religious
affair, and it only goes to show that at the root of all these is
heartlessness on the part of those that are saddled with leadership
responsibilities.
Our hospitals are not working, both those that have Muslim chief medical
directors and those that have churches next to the CMD's office. Infact
Nigerians trust herbal and juju doctors that these hospitals.
Ninety-eight percent of Nigerian students failed NECO, these includes,
Christians, Muslims, Fulanis, Ibos, Yorubas... relatives of Yar’adua,
Jang, the GOC in Jos, David Mark’s cousins all make up that percentage.
Our schools produce more dumb heads than smart kids both the Christians
and the Muslims alike. We deceive ourselves so hard, when thieves are
caught we forget that first they are thieves and we start to debate
whether the thief is Ibo, Yoruba, Hausa or Muslim and then Christian. The
debate ends by someone muting that after all it’s our money that was
stolen.
If the entire Nigeria becomes Muslim, I guess we will have electricity,
good schools, fantastic roads and quality hospitals, our leaders would no
longer loot. Maybe if everybody north from Jebba down to Sokoto possesses
PhDs like Ekiti State then Nigeria like Alice would be in wonderland.
Long time ago I drop those sweet sounding ‘isms’ and gbam-gbam sounding
English words when I write because I cannot seem to understand why a
nation as blessed as ours continue to live not just below expectation but
on the edge of sustained mutiny by its own against itself.
In the last few weeks, it’s been Haiti, Chile and who knows the next, from
earthquakes to tsunamis and wildfires and so that we are not left out we
decide to kill ourselves. Check out how this sounds. Happiest and most
religious people embark on killing spree in Jos or better still, with
millions of barrels of crude rich people bomb themselves in Niger Delta.
Most persons ask me many times why do you not proffer solutions when you
write and my answer is, those that can work towards solving our mirage of
problems live in self-denial and solving these problems deny them a
livelihood. We have leaders and citizenry whose stock in trade is
profiteering from the misfortune of others and in cases creating
misfortune for others so as to profit.
At the rate we are 'deprogressing', I hate to say there may be no Nigeria
soon, and indeed if we still have a Nigeria, what kind of Nigeria we would
have. We would be 50 in a couple of months, in few words, what best
describes us. Resilient, crooks, hardworking, terrorists, ethnic
jingoists, foolish people, smart, loving, wicked...the list is endless.
In these nonsense and ingredients, I have wishes and maybe let me say
dreams, some already closing in. Like the bomb in Warri, and the rampage
in Jos, looting in Abuja, its coming close with every passing day. I think
it would not be a bad idea to let go a couple of Christmas knockouts at
the National Assembly. How do you wish someone bad, but I know that the
list of Nigerians who agree with me that at least one governor should be
attacked by armed robbers or an entourage of Senators die as a result of a
pothole on a major highway is increasing. That may be a wakeup call they
need. Something has to give...Nigeria which way?
And as I post this essay...good news coming in...Jonathan has dissolved
the Federal Executive Council. We are watching.
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