BURNING POT BY PRINCE CHARLES DICKSON
Nigeria--Defying Expectations (Washington DC Notes)
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"There's corruption everywhere, 'cept in DC, it is professional".
Anonymous
We are driving to Virginia, and my friend, whom I 'll just call
Karim tells me this story--"I love Nigeria, I remember when I was a
kid in Nigeria, my father and I were traveling to Ibadan from Lagos"
he said.
"We hit this guy in an accident, and the crowd pulls on us, its
getting rowdy. And then the police comes, my father comes down,
...gives the man some notes...the whole report changes, infact he
tells the people that they are lucky, and we were nice people
because it was the man who actually hit us (our car)..., I 'll never
understand how a man on foot hit a mobile car".
That encounter happened lots of years ago, if only he knew its got
really worse, now the guy they hit either would disappear or we talk
in about it in 'ghost mode'.
And okay he's also telling me 75% of his clients in DC are
Nigerians...He explains Nigerians are the big boys at the District
and they get things done. Like mtn everywhere you go we run things,
its just a case of how we choose to run it.
I am writing my column this week from inside a restaurant in
Washington DC, its called the COSI, on the Mills Building, in
Nigerian parlance same street with the WHITE HOUSE opposite the
administrative building.
I had picked some muffins in a paperbag and written on it was 'earth
matters', telling me its 100% recycled material. I just couldn't
help thinking all the recycled problems--not so much of corruption
but how we are plagued with same problems, same people...blaming
leadership, forgetting our leadership has often evolved from
followership.
Now to my admonition, while I was missing home, I had been following
the debate or uninformed argument called 'Yerimasquare', how
underage girl marriage thing had pitched again, north/south, muslim/christian.
I followed the curses and abuses on social media and the sign this
and that petition. And could not understand how a nation was virile
about a bill that never was passed--a nation of distractions.
Rivers was still on, ACN and its cohorts still Tinubu-ing and CPC
with the APC thing still a long way far from freedom.
Back here in Washington, I kept pinching myself that Nigeria would
get here, please do share my optimism, and for those pessimist--you
would sure be asking where is there or here?
I believe there in Nigeria, we can defy expectation, but sincerely
how I don't know.
While at the Lincoln Memorial, standing at the spot Martin Luther
stood and looked in the horizon, I wondered if as a nation we had
the character to defy expectation by dreaming hope. I reflected as I
walked in from the Vietnam memorial--two things took me in, first,
is it the Biafran memorial, or the wild-wild west memorial or june
12 memorial, or boko haram or kidnap memorial--what do Nigerians
remember, what are the sacrifices we are willing to make, as a
people, what is Nigeria giving to Nigerians?
The second thing was critical, I asked my American teacher, who by
the way rather than do the Vietnam war chose community service, if
the US wasn't making the same error in Afghan, Iraq, and other
conflicts/wars. He said yes and maybe. While he tried to explain, my
wife sent in an sms from jos, "its been five days, no light...and
then I got a call from ijebu ode, as we were speaking I heard the
shout at the background 'up nepa'. They had no electricity for three
days.
Don't ask me if they took the light or if there was that blaring
generator noise everywhere. Or need I tell you of how fuel stations
sold three grades/types of fuel and in Nigeria, at every turning
penguins of pengassan are threatening everyone.
The system here in DC simply was working or worked. We needed to do
food, mexican, italian, Ethiopian, it was all by the button of the
phone and the maps were too good, I regret failing geography, it
kept taking me to the FCT ministry and minister, more scandals than
work.
In Georgetown, the most expensive part of DC, the old looks have
remained, one of the council guys me told that a former mayor was an
ex-con and there was corruption and long bureaucracy, but that's
fair enough, afterall they are professional and it has taken then
somewhere, we have an entire political party of cons not even ex and
hey we have lootocracy in its crude form and painfully it works for
us in Nigeria.
Nigeria can work, we can defy expectations, I am sure there is more
money in Abuja than in Washington, whether oil, or borrowed chinese
money.
We can defy expectations, but will Abuja beyond all the drama really
work. In Washington DC, the bicycles are more safe than Nigerians in
Yobe or parts of Lagos and Aba, and no one had to remove one type of
mass transit for the other. The entire DC has more zebra
crossings than Nigeria and I see more traffic organization and you
ask what is our road safety marshals doing?
There's that taxation with representation issue, you see it on
number plates, as a capital, it has those Abuja problems, which I
will discuss at a later date, but its the kind of problems you would
gladly pay to have in any part of Nigeria. You see everyone with his
hood, Koreans, Mexicans, Iraqis, name it, really its a city of
immigrants, everyone fighting something yet contributing a thing, in
Nigeria its a country with everyone fighting without contributing.
Did I add that, there are more flags in DC, Maryland, Virginia than
the whole of Nigeria, or better put you probably see more pictures
of governors, military personnel in Nigeria than our flags, and you
wonder whether there really is a nation.
I want to end this admonition by saying Nigeria is as blessed and
more blessed than America, sadly we cursed by...don't ask me. If we
are to move, we need to start defying expectations--sadly the
questions remain, can we, only time will tell.
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