BURNING POT BY PRINCE CHARLES DICKSON Arise o’ Corper shun It's Sunday and I am watching the
collation of results for the concluded Kogi state gubernatorial
elections, while many where concerned with whether the broom or umbrella was
heading to the Government House, I was concerned like my friend Uncle Freddy
with the "numbo-jumbo" of the dudes
called returning officers, a host of them senior lecturers that could barely
read, possibly write English. Some struggled to tally the total of
figures for the local government they supervised. And memories of our beloved
Prof and Vice Chancellor during the last Presidential elections, who needed movie red headlight to read his own handwriting
surfaced. Still in the Kogi
state light, it was sad to see respected
columnist, opinion and thought leaders bamboozle Kogites
to the fallacy that they were laid bare between the devil and demons, when
indeed there are 24 other parties, one of which could have provided them with
a near saint. Let me quickly state, I am not one of
those that consider English language as a sign of civility, knowledge or even
common sense, but I add that generally our education has been thrown to the
dogs, and it is the essence of my admonition today. So, to my brief, which
is the story of three Corp members, Abdul, Chukwudi
and Balogun. A blunt and bitterly truthful
of our current situation in Nigeria. The National Youth Service Corps was
introduced by the Gowon administration, a short summary of the programme: a one year period for graduates
of our tertiary
institutions to integrate and learn, and contribute by being stationed in a
state other than where they studied, and where they hail from. Over the years from one set every year,
we now have batch A and B, soon there may be even a C and D batches, with the
pace at which our institutions are churning graduates out (whether baked
full, half or quarter). Now young adults wait for one year,
because one set is still on, and their respective schools did not meet the
required dates. So, like Chukwudi he graduated in
2013 his school had issues releasing their results, internal strikes, and he
finally made it to camp in 2015. For the young lad and graduate of
agricultural extension services, first shock was, he was posted to a law
firm, for me, I thought he could make valuable inputs in agriculture related
litigation for the firm, however the firm turned him down. Abdul, a graduate of economics from Ahmadu Bello University Zaria, on getting to the
Government Secondary School he was posted to, he was turned down...the
operational word is 'rejected'. He told me he would have preferred his first
choice of service, which was Kano. Indeed I learned from him that they now
have an offer of three choices for the mandatory one-year programme.
My thoughts, with three choices, many a number would serve in same state they
schooled or even hail from. This itself is
against the very spirit for which the service was initiated. I recall when
this intervention started state governments not only picked best Corp
members, but equally sponsored matrimonial conjugation for Corp members who
found love in the state during the year. However, for many it's
one month of Sodom and Gomorrah at the camp for these young adults, as wild
oats are sowed indiscriminately. Talking about the camps, many states sites
are not worthy of being used of old Nazi camps. Some governors even use the
camps as tools for laundering state funds...Sadly so. Then, to Balogun,
I could not call him a young adult, with beards all over and his matured
baritone voice; all I could see was a fake eaglet. He confessed he was pass
the official age, but "sir, I am better than those that are serving
their second year on purpose." I shuddered almost in shock, because very
little shocks me, after all two years ago, a completely fake camp was
discovered somewhere between Nassarawa state and
Abuja FCT, with kits and all the administrative paraphernalia. Is it not the Nigeria that geography
graduate said Canada was in Europe, and the two biggest countries in Africa
were Asia and Nigeria. Anyway, Balogun,
despite his age, had a supposedly good certificate, if you know what I mean,
but he was 'rejected' by the local government authorities where he was
posted. His case is not peculiar, in many states;
it's all rejection galore, from economic reasons to issues bothering on the
quality of these graduates. For the Corp authorities, it's so sad how
arrangements are made in higgledy-piggledy manner, leaving these youth and
adult Corp members to all forms of exploitation. Women both young and adult
are exposed to the whines and caprice of hunters, who attack them in their
vulnerability. Besides all these, it's sad to see what I
refer to as common corruption, such as what is referred to choice posting,
where for a good greasing of the hand you determine both state and place of
primary assignment. There are also cases of those that do not even serve, but
grease the necessary hands. Countless women manufacture some change
of name document so as to circumvent the system. Age cheats everywhere;
heavily pregnant and nursing women litter the whole place. I started this admonition with the clowns
that could barely collate and properly read election results from Kogi state. I end with the following narrative; recently
a Nigerian governor blamed the rains for his inability to do a single road in
seven years. It was same governor whom I recall in the early days of his
administration questions were raised about his primary and modern school
qualifications. The current picture is one of symptomic failure in the systems and institutions, we
need a total overhaul of the system, the Minister for education, the NYSC (to
be or not) have an unenviable task, whether we want to repair, pretend all is
well, or just deal with it--only time will tell. |