Nigeria …A Case Of Just Imagine

By

Prince Charles Dickson

Jos, Plateau Nigeria

 
Lately I have been hibernating, while watching events as they occur, it has been a season of political killings but the government and leadership has continued its self styled praise despite the glaring failure, only they, see their so-called success. In the light of gross failure, abject poverty, deteriorating standards of living, poor security of lives, the present leadership are too far sighted in the mirage of their reforms or they are simply blind to the sufferings of the people they claim voted them in.
 
In the last few years this beloved nation of ours has been reduced to a case of just imagine, a situation of anything goes and something does come, a situation where a ten year old Nigerian boy is abandoned in far away Bangladesh. It is a scenario that has left us at the mercy of a government that is practically at loss of whether B comes before C or the letter Z actually starts the alphabet.
 
Just Imagine some days ago Baba Iyabo the only wise one and all knowing President of 120million and more foolish Nigerians (apologies) made a mockery of himself and his government during the first Diaspora Day in Nigeria as he told his audience, that he had gotten in touch with a Nigerian in the UK that was willing to come home and help revamp the dead Nigerian Railway. A mockery certainly with less than 10 months to the end of this disaster by PDP, every year in the last seven it has made one promise or the other about the institution yet it has been the same story. Back to square one.
 
Buildings are collapsing from Port Harcourt to Lagos and the Authorities are ranting, while developers are building with sand gathered by the road side, moulding 500 blocks with bare a bag of cement. The only architects are the landlords that maximize space building skyscrapers with housing hundreds without any concrete foundation. In a case of just imagine no one cares of the value of human life, in my abode in Jos, I see a couple of buildings waiting for the just imagine to happen. Nigeria, a nation whose citizens have been made subjects of circumstance and the damage continues.
 
Just imagine barely months to the general election, from the moon as usual someone has started muting the idea of another ‘Fi idi ha’ a Shonekan arrangement or the ‘Obele Oche’ syndrome in the name of Interim government, I only just imagine that it is one big joke. With INEC staffs as PDP members or having allegiance to the Baba and the Commission demonstrating its inability to conduct a voters’ register on one hand and on the other hand its under-funding problem which is an irony of its claim that it was prepared to conduct a free and fair election.
 
My attention was brought to the on-going rave of the moment in which public institutions actually charge all manners of fees for forms from applicants, the case of the Armed forces is pathetic, take the Nigerian Navy that is charging a Thousand Naira per recruitment form…how many forms would be sold, how many would be recruited and into which account does that money go, and sadly this is an institution of public service that is funded by the taxpayers’ monies.
 
Where do this applicant get the one thousand from, in cases ministries in the top hierarchy are entitled to several months of new employees salary or a percentage and then we have EFCC, ICPC,CCCC and many more Cs that cannot tackle the big C in corruption.
 
What can we really clap our hands at having achieved through the present leadership; every sector that the government prides itself in having achieved something is a smelling filthy rag of failure. In Southwest Nigeria, a Psychiatric Hospital built 62 years ago still houses patients that have been there for 46 years, that hospital has witness in the last one year a mass exodus of some 250 Nurses to the UK.
 
With debt relief, reform here and there, we still cannot appropriate 5% of our GDP to health care, so teaching Hospitals strike, Psychiatric homes follow suit, nurses are not left and then things are said to be getting better.
 
We are in the euphoria of the forthcoming elections, pray we have one, all the presidential hopefuls are trading words or following the slogan “consolidating on the reforms”. Very few are really setting agendas. Just imagine Jerry Gana wants to be President, methinks I can aspire to be World Bank Chairman. Bashir Tofa just imagine woke up from a coma he entered on June 13th 1992 and wants to be President, Marwa and Atiku are dividing Adamawa and they want to unite Nigeria. IBB is seriously working on the script “second chance” while the President is loosing sleep listen to the music “anything can happen”.
 
In 2006, just imagine after all the change in leadership, all the newspaper cuttings of positive press, a prison that serves about 40 judicial divisions does so with barely two functional Black Maria trucks. Presently the Prison Service has six hundred letters for voluntary withdrawal from service due to poor condition of service. We have had more jail breaks around the nation; the prison is over-congested now more than ever as crime rate is gaining blockbuster figures.
 
Private universities are opening like GSM recharge card sales points, yet in a case of unimaginable imagine, the erstwhile Nigerian Universities Commission Secretary who approved most of these schools says “ lecturers have shallow knowledge…schools have uncontrolled admission of students…” but he still insists he was a success.
 
In Anambra, where peace for a long while has been on a leave of absence, witnessed the razing down of a Police station, the State Governor blamed the National Association of Road Transport Owners; the police blamed the MASSOB men. In a James Bond thriller after a chase 13 vehicles were abandoned, 2 Policemen killed 15 wounded but none of the culprits were caught.
 
As I cease to imagine it’s sad in my hibernation…I see Obj, Kalu, Agbani, and Okonji sitting in a train…not in Nigeria! They go through a dark tunnel, suddenly, there is a kissing sound and then a slap. The train comes into daylight. Obj is holding his face while others looked perplexed. Okonjo is thinking “men are all crazy; these ones are lusting after Agbani. Obj must have tried to kiss her and she slapped him”. Agbani is thinking: Obj must have moved to kiss me and got slapped…but by whom?” Obj is thinking: Orji must have tried to kiss Agbani, she thought it was me and slapped me. Kalu is thinking: “If the train goes through another dark tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Obj again”.
 
The above ordinarily is a joke but we have been subjected to a leadership of jokers, deceitful people and confused bunch. The CBN faults the Finance Ministry, NNPC holds the nation to ransom while the Revenue people accuse them. Mr. President spends from Federation account without approval and nobody thinks it is really bad. The National Assembly is just there as in there in Abuja doing absolutely nothing.
 
Rather than imagine, let us remember that failed states and almost failed states like Somalia, Rwanda, Liberia, Ivory Coast and co did not just start in one day. This is not just one essay chronicling the social ills of the society or the disability of leadership, but it is one that I ask for a sober reflection, a clarion call that we imagine where all these will lead us to.
 
I end by quoting the Holy Book…the Bible “Except my people that are called by my name shall humble themselves, seek Allah’s face, confess our sins. He is God, He will forgive us, and He will heal our land”. Our braggadocios braggadoism will lead us no where, Almighty Allah save us not because we deserve to be saved but for Allah’s mercy.