Underdevelopment:
A Guide for the Perfect Nigerian Idiot By Kòmbò Mason Braide,
Ph.D. Port
Harcourt, Nigeria.
Sunday,
1 June 2003 @ 2:44 pm. Appreciating
Hell From Paradise: Belgium,
the former colonial sole administrator of the Democratic Republic of
Congo (DRC), became independent from the Netherlands some 173 years ago,
in 1830, and was occupied by Germany during the First and Second World
Wars. Today, Belgium is an industrialised,
stable, and modern federal
parliamentary democracy, under the peaceful and majestic reign of a constitutional
monarch. Belgium has prospered over the past 50 years. It is a key
member of both the European Union (EU), and the North Atlantic Treaty
Organisation (NATO). Belgium
has a population of about 10 million, an infant mortality rate of less
than 5 deaths per 1,000 newborns, a life expectancy of 78 years, with
less than two (2) babies per adult woman, a literacy rate of 98%, and an
impressive GDP per capita of US$26,100 - many thanks to the mouth-watering,
finger-licking, wealth-generating,
and prosperity-inducing solid (and
liquid) mineral resources of the Democratic Republic of Congo. On
the other hand, the disparaging and patronising phrase, “Darkest Africa”, might just as well be an apt synonym for the
Democratic Republic of Congo,
the current embodiment of a nation that has been severally known as
Congo Free State, Belgian Congo, Congo-Leopoldville, Congo-Kinshasa,
and, until recently, Zaire. The
Democratic Republic of Congo attained independence from Belgium some 43
years ago, on Thursday, 30 June 1960, 93 days ahead of Nigeria. The
country has a population of about 55 million, (which
is less than half of Nigeria’s presumed population, and over five
times the population of Belgium). Infant mortality rate in the DRC
amounts to about 98 deaths per 1,000 newborns, while life expectancy is
49 years. In the DRC, about
seven (7) babies are born per adult woman. Literacy rate is 77%, and the
GDP per capita is US$590. In comparison, Nigeria’s infant mortality
rate is 73 deaths per 1,000 newborns. While life expectancy is 51 years,
the literacy rate is 57%, and the GDP per capita is US$840. According to
the CIA, in the Federal Republic of Nigeria, about six (6) babies are
born per (typically beautiful)
adult Nigerian woman, on the
average. The
DRC is surrounded by nine (9) fellow banana republics: i.e. Angola,
Burundi, Central African Republic, Republic of Congo, Rwanda, Sudan,
Tanzania, Uganda, and Zambia. The perimeter of the DRC is over twice
that of Nigeria, and over five times that of Belgium. The Democratic
Republic of Congo has about two and half (2.5) times the land area of
Nigeria, and seventy-five (75) times the land area of Belgium. Like
Nigeria, the DRC has over 200 ethnic groups, with frequently mutually
conflicting narrow interests. In
contrast, in Belgium, recent strained ethnic tensions between the
Dutch-speaking tribe of Flemings
in the north, and the French-speaking tribe of Walloons
in the south, led to major constitutional reforms, granting Belgian ethno-geopolitical zones formal recognition, and political autonomy.
Regrettably, such political sagacity, and institutional obligations to
accord due recognition, and accommodation for cultural diversity, in the
interest of progress, peace, and stability, via amicable constitutional resolution of conflicts,
hardly happens in most former colonies of “Old
Europe” in Africa, most of them, banana republics. Unfolding
developments in the Democratic Republic of Congo could suddenly degenerate into one of the most lethal self-inflicted
ethnic conflicts on earth today, (far
worse than those of Ogoni, Bosnia, Odi, Kosovo, Rumuechem, East
Timor, Zaki-Biam, Rwanda, Choba, Tse-Adoor,
or Kurdish Iraq), yet most human beings, especially Nigerians, are
either blissfully ignorant of the unfolding catastrophe, or may never
have even bothered to wonder why. The
Solid Mineral Foundations: The
Democratic Republic of Congo, the former colonial treasure
base of Belgium, is probably the most mineral-rich territory on
Planet Earth today. It has about 60% of the world’s supply of cobalt,
and over 30% of the world’s reserves of diamonds. About 20% of our
planet’s copper reserves are in the DRC, incidentally, the largest
source of high-grade copper known to mankind. Other
mineral resources of that country include petroleum, cadmium, uranium,
germanium, radium, gold, silver, manganese, bauxite, zinc, coal, iron
ore, and coltan, a highly
strategic, and scarce variant
of the rare metal, tantalum,
used in such diverse high-tech applications as avionics, aerospace,
cellular telephony, night vision, fibre optics, and robotics. DRC also
has large stocks of timber, coffee, and about 400 Gigawatt hours (GWhr)
per annum of exportable hydro-electricity However,
despite all their country’s abundant mineral resources, and potential
vast wealth, the citizens of the DRC are, more or less, an endangered
species, living in abject poverty, and sheer hopelessness. Their country
is a full-blown banana republic. Much of the mineral wealth of the DRC
has been ravaged by “foreign
core investors” since the civil war in that country, and wantonly
mismanaged (before, and after the
war) by an ineffective and dismally corrupt ruling elite. Very much
like what happened in Nigeria (for
only two and a half years, between July 1967 and January 1970), many
citizens of the DRC died during the recurrent civil wars, and ethnic
skirmishes in that country, more as a result of starvation,
than from direct gunfire. Meanwhile,
peasant farmers, and petty traders in the DRC are fighting a losing
battle against foreign business shacks, and trans-national “investors”, that dump foodstuffs, sold at less than the break-even
cost of local production, in their country. The Democratic Republic of
Congo is on the verge of another wave of nightmarish ethnic cleansing.
The Ebola virus is rampant there, and HIV/AIDS is apparently unavoidable
nowadays in the DRC. It
is pertinent to add here and now, that the DRC is not unique. Most
sub-Saharan African nations, like Nigeria, have comparable tragedies
playing themselves out (even if in slow-motion), or posses a frightening similarity with the DRC
in their colonial and post-colonial developmental trajectories. Predictably,
the end result is essentially the same: they are all over-glorified banana republics. The natural resources in question
may vary from country to country. However, the unrelenting desire of
external interests, the so-called “foreign
core investors”, to grab those resources, has been very much like
a never-ending aggravation between the raped
and the rapist, marooned in a
nudist colony, on a remote island, during a total eclipse of the sun. Fundamental
Banana Republicanism: From
the 15th century to date, the experience of most Black
Africans has been one of protracted European-driven
aggression, slavery, racism, colonialism, imposed disadvantage,
resistance, and finally, superficial independence, quickly followed by indigenous brands of neo-colonial, so-called “home grown democracies” of the civilian and military
kinds, and prolonged general
revulsion, and resistance to indigenous
predatory dictatorships. Many
sub-Saharan countries achieved independence from the colonial
administrators of “Old Europe”
in the 1950s and 1960s, and thereafter, speedily degenerated into bitter
squabbles and conflicts inside, and outside of their borders, much of
which were actually conceived, inspired, and designed by “foreign
core investors” that stepped into the void
left in the wake of various
European imperial majesties of the mid 20th century. Of
course, sub-Saharan Africa has a long history of ethnic conflicts, some
of them violent. However, such violence witnessed a marked increase with
the unsolicited arrival of European discoverers, explorers, merchant
sailors, Bible-peddling missionaries, settlers, and colonial
administrators, who quickly embedded themselves into the colonies, and then commenced their
systematic assignment of extracting anything of value that the continent
could offer, to the best of their ability. For the most part, they
simply enslaved their African
hosts, and/or forced them to
produce goods, which they then shipped off overseas to their homes, and
other far away global markets, all in the name of international
trading, and “fruitful
multi-faceted multi-lateral relations”. Understandably,
the colonialists betrayed supreme disdain, and unabashed disregard for
the subtle historical relationships, and interactions between the
disparate peoples of their African colonies. They either tried to forcibly
amalgamate (or unite)
unfriendly people, or deliberately incited unwarranted
suspicion, and mutually assured violence between them, like the British
did successfully in Nigeria, despite
all odds. Occasionally,
some Africans rebelled, and extracted sweet revenge from their European
hosts, turned tormentors. However, the payback was usually swift,
brutal, and summary. In some cases, from time to time, as the need
arose, the offended colonial administrators mercifully shipped some of
their problematic or intransigent hosts overseas for purposes of “effective
pacification”. At least, today’s descendants of monarchs of
Opobo, Badagry, Mombassa, Benin, Brass, Warri, Lagos, Calabar, and
Ashanti Kingdom can confirm. Today,
we find most sub-Saharan Africa countries comprised of disparate
peoples, with a long history of deep-rooted mutual suspicion,
antagonism, or general paranoia. To compound the comic tragedy further,
most newly independent African countries started (on
a wrong first step) with some of the most bitter indigenous critics
and/or antagonists of their former colonial overlords later becoming
their first so-called “indigenous Head of State” at independence. Typically, the
African “Head of State” is
a local superhero, with some colonial (military
or guerrilla warfare, or oratorical) skills and mentality, but with
very little (if any) meaningful
political grooming under democratic settings, or near-zero managerial
capacity, and less morals, or no financial discipline, or with no
nation-building vision, or even a tangible guiding political philosophy
that may be taken as their ideological baseline. Instead,
pockets are lined; treasuries are effortlessly efficiently looted; and
the mineral and natural resources of their countries are often traded
for peanuts to phoney “foreign
core investors”, some of whom appear to be permanently resident in
Nigeria, and similar other banana republics scattered across the entire
African continent. Very few of those “foreign
core investors” may even be vaguely considered as good corporate
citizens of any civilised society on earth. Yet, they thrive in banana
republics. The
citizens of the Democratic Republic of Congo continue to be brutalised
by an awkward admixture of bad governance, undue interference from other
so-called “brother”
African countries, a criminally cold benign disinterest by the
international community, and raw intimidation
and exploitation by ruthless foreign multinational companies from the
USA, the EU, Japan, and South East Asia. Here is a territory that is
very difficult to manage, with much of its terrain being equatorial rain
forest, jungle, or mangrove swamps, very much like the Niger Delta
region of Nigeria. However, most disheartening is the observation that
the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC), indeed, sub-Saharan
Africa, is no longer on the diplomatic
radar screen of the world. Curiously,
during the Cold War era, the
United States of America was very interested
in the then Belgian Congo, as
it was a fertile ground for USA-USSR imperial ego trips, and mindless
pursuit of their perceived vital
mineral interests. The White House “invested”
billions of US tax payers’ dollars right into the very deep,
voracious, and divinely anointed pockets of His Excellency, ex-colonial Sergeant Joseph
Mobutu, later post-Independence General (Dictator)
Mobuto Sese Seko (JP), in order to kill “communist
influence” in equatorial Africa.
Actually, the same scenario has been played out in Iraq, Haiti,
Central African Republic, Philippines, Liberia, Afghanistan, Iran,
Colombia, Indonesia, Nigeria, and in several other countries. Of
course, the ubiquitous “foreign
core investors” have not missed the wonderful window of
opportunity to aggressively explore and exploit much of the land
stretching across the equatorial belt of Africa, (from the Atlantic
Ocean, in the extreme West
African coast, to the Indian Ocean, in the East African coast), which
coincidentally, is also endowed with mouth-watering,
and finger-licking quantities, and varieties of minerals, and other
natural resources, including human beings (for “brain
drain” strategic operations). A
Road Map For Perplexed Banana Republics: Over
the past 500years, sub-Saharan Africans in particular have been
systematically rewired, and their nervous systems painstakingly
reconfigured, to make them desperate for just about anything they need.
In short, they have been reduced to allow themselves to be used and
abused as neo-slaves of the
neo-conservatives of the USA and the EU, and to helplessly watch “foreign
core investors” extract massive inventories of their mineral
resources, at practically zero cost. In the process, weak, and
pathologically depraved local superheroes of the banana republics of
Africa have lined their private piggy banks overseas, with goodies
– Thanks to the appreciation
and benevolence of “foreign core
investors”. Many
people in the USA, or the EU, or even the so-called “Asian
Tigers” have not hesitated to enjoy the pleasure-enhancing
products of African blood, sweat, and tears, although there are emerging
lobbies in the USA, and the EU, campaigning vigorously against money
laundry, cross-border terrorism, and so-called “blood
diamonds” in the Third World, as token gestures toward suffering
local diamond mine workers, and government-assisted smugglers, who
obviously need urgent “liberation”
from nascent local “money-miss-roads”,
and mafias in Liberia, Sierra Leone, DRC, Cote D’Ivoire, Nigeria, and
others. However, this may actually be a very carefully choreographed
diversion, created by some very powerful trans-national diamond
smuggling cartels, criminal syndicates, and business conglomerates,
obviously to stifle competition from the banana republics of sub-Saharan
Africa. Most
people living in the United States of America, or/and the EU, do not ask
from where the electronic components in their GSM handsets come, or the
stuff of which the micro-chips in the digital-to-analogue
controllers of their “Play
Station 2” are made, or the country of origin of the cocoa seeds
of the chocolate, and the coffee beans of the coffee they consume
routinely. Of course, every living moron on earth knows very well that
they come from what amounts to sheer slave labour, often carried out
under brutal conditions, sadly enough, in the 21st century,
in the banana republics of Africa. It
is therefore trite to glibly aver that such “foreign
core investors” merely take advantage of the approval to do legitimate businesses by their host governments, most of whom,
incidentally, are rabidly parasitic
or predatory in their perception of their roles in the affairs of
their country; or that their mere presence, as “foreign
core investors”, helps to energise
the economies of their
victims; or that they help to create employment,
and actualise some inane kind
of bogus “technology
transfer”. Simply
stated, most so-called “foreign
core investors” are merely a new variety of colonial
slave drivers of the 21st century pedigree, neatly
packaged as corporate entities, for whom both the self-esteem and lives
of Black Africans are simply trivial, or at best, meaningless
abstractions, and as such,
easily disposable as inconsequential. Most
African banana republics, like the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC),
Central African Republic (CAR), Republic of Liberia, Benin Republic,
Republic of Zimbabwe, and the Federal Republic of Nigeria, have active
and/or retired military, or quasi-military civilian rulers, most of
them, geriatric autocrats, itching to pick a fight with just about
anyone, especially, and preferably, their own citizens. Once again, (as
usually effortlessly vigorously propagated by CNN, Fox News, Sky News,
BBC World, and VOA), sub-Saharan Africa is dangling on the brink of
drought and massive crop failures. The situation is rather precarious,
with state-sponsored brigandage being the norm in most African banana
republics today. One
wonders aloud how much more urgency, concern, and attention the world in
general, and the United States of America in
particular, would have given if only
the people of the Democratic Republic of Congo, or Liberia, or Sierra
Leone, or Central African Republic, or Nigeria were not
Black Africans. The world must pay attention. It is not too late yet to
help. Nigerians, in particular, must quickly learn that economic
mismanagement is fatal, and that predatory
autocracy, even if expertly disguised as “home
grown democracy”, is a
key precursor to banana
republicanism. Department
Of Marginal Thinking & Brainwaves: Worldwide,
hardened criminals, saboteurs, congenital idiots, lunatics, and similar
harbingers of anti-social tendency, despite their undisputed status as
free citizens of a country, do not qualify to hold any public office. By
the same logic, in Nigeria, strictly speaking, human rights abusers,
expired tyrants, and impudent coup plotters (i.e.
the lucky living remnants of the planners, financiers, expediters,
implementers, coordinators, and chief executives of successful, phantom
or failed coups d’état, and treasonable rebellions), should not
qualify to hold any public office, much more contest elective
offices in Nigeria, for the balance of their lives, here on earth. However,
unfortunately, it is now getting pretty obvious that there are certain
desperate, and sometimes, brazen efforts at glorifying the unforgettable
gory past, and on-going acts of
benign perfidy of some living
felons, and coup plotters in Nigeria,
given the rather sweeping assumptions, and imagined latitude of conditionalities typically inherent in the expression of Nigerian
magnanimity, and particularly, the porosity of the collective memory of
Nigerians. No
right-thinking Briton, for example, would want to even vaguely glorify,
or beatify the ignominious memory of Guy Fawkes, the fellow who tried to
blow the British Parliament sky high, a couple of centuries ago, in his
quixotic attempt to subvert the unwritten
constitution of the United Kingdom, or contemplate the unimaginable
event of Sir Edward Heath becoming the Prime Minister of Great Britain,
yet again, a quarter of a century after his last tenure. No
rational American can, even for a moment, tolerate the sick joke that US
Army General Tommy Franks could return to the United States of America,
straight from the battle fields of Afghanistan, and Iraq, in the “Axis of Evil”, and become a key member of the triumphant
administration of US President George W. Bush (The Younger), in recognition of his supreme sacrifice to lay down
his life in order to make Planet Earth safe from terrorists; or that
Jimmy Carter could be recycled into the White House, over a quarter of a
century after his last tenure there, as President of the United States
of America; or that Americans would condone the sloppy, and clearly
lack-lustre performance of a retired three-star US Army General,
appointed to deliver the “dividends
of liberation” following the “regime
change” in Iraq, any longer than necessary. However,
in banana republics, anything goes: Charles
Taylor, a former jailbird in the USA, relocates to Liberia, and becomes
a “consensus democratically
selected” President. Meanwhile ex-serviceman, Corporal Foday
Sankoh (retired), one of Sierra Leone’s ethnic cleansing local
superheroes, a one time cheerleader of a band of rag-tag village
bandits, the so-called Revolutionary
United Front (RUF), and the architect of benevolent cannibalism, amputation of war-orphaned infants, and
several unprintable barbaric crimes against humanity, transforms
mysteriously into a later-day saint, and a candidate for a key position
in a “government of national
unity” in Sierra Leone. Mutinous
idle soldiers, and exuberant juvenile civilian delinquents in Cote
D’Ivoire, ably inspired, instigated, and assisted by local and foreign
criminal syndicates, geriatric influence peddlers, retired mercenaries,
and ex-coup plotters, dictate the pace of “national
reconciliation”, including stipulating criteria for eligibility,
and desirability of candidates in their passionate desire to control strategic
cabinet portfolios in a proposed “interim
government of national unity”, even after reducing their once
economically prosperous, and politically stable country to rubble. All
of the above permutations, and combinations of social
aberration, and political
surrealism, are in full profile in the Federal Republic of Nigeria
today, simply because, for some strange reason yet to make sense,
Nigerians, like most citizens of banana republics worldwide, allow the
unthinkable to happen to them: a sad case of collective
masochism. Postscript:
Amnesty should not be amnesia. Kòmbò
Mason Braide (PhD) Port
Harcourt, Nigeria. Sunday,
1 June 2003 @ 2:44 pm. References
& Sources: 1.
The CIA
Fact Book: “Nigeria:
Population And Age Structure”; Central Intelligence
Agency, Washington DC, USA; (2002);
2.
UNDP:
“Human Development Report 2002”;
United Nations Development Programme, (UNDP), New York; Oxford
University Press; (2002). I
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